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[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Even more real scenario: The first real visitor isn't even a customer but a bored teenager who says nothing at all and instead takes a piss on the floor. (Anyone who ever published anything on the internet knows this scenario.)