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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

My wife's dying breath, as I put the pillow over her face, was "be happy, which you will be, now that you have more time for cybersecurity".

I will miss her, but not enough to interfere with my ability to meet your cybersecurity needs, 24/7.