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[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

on my work computer, 99% of my issues are related to botched updates running in the background without my knowledge

I take responsibility for ~2% of the issues on my work system

Congrats on having 101% of your issues :)

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

~2% means approximately 2 percent. So still right.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago

98.5 rounds up to 99, 1.5 rounds up to 2%

[–] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Sometimes math is hard.

Also sometimes I take responsibility for fucking up silent updates - I hear the fan spinning up but I still feel the need to reboot just to settle things down.