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11/19/22(Sat)07:22:13 No.71045408
>Tfw boyfriend is asleep
Why does he do this? Every fucking night?
11/19/22(Sat)07:25:16 No.71045429
>tells me he's not addicted to sleeping
>goes insane if he doesn't get his daily fix
>shouts at me for trying to keep him from
relapsing
What the fuck is with women hating men sleeping? I left multiple women because they hit me over a sleep-related event. My brother got hit with a hammer and divorced over it. My friend's sister would bang pots to wake him up if there was anything left unfinished by the time he went to sleep.
Fucking nutters out here.
Definitely not gender-restricted. I think every guy I've ever dated has poked/shaken/bothered me awake just to ask in a loud whisper "pssst hey are you sleeping??" and when I'd say yes, I was sleeping, they'd be like "okay you should probably keep sleeping" or something like that.
One guy would find that I wasn't in bed anymore (he snored) and then come to the couch, poke me to ask if I was sleeping on the couch, and then ultimately climb into the couch with me to then snore some more!
Looking back it is very endearing, but I've never considered hurting someone I love as much as I did in those instances.
They wanted to screw