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Anon gets high (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The day it got legalized in Canada, all of a sudden 95% of the paranoia I could get from weed magically disappeared.

The remaining 5% was the "I'm relatively sure that, in spite of this never happening, I am going to die of a heart attack today because I smoked a strong sativa**")

*Maybe it actually has happened, idk.
*inb4 "Actually pretty much all weed these days is hybridized to the point that sativa and indica aren't really useful categories that you can map onto acute effects". I know, I really just mean the racier stuff that is commonly, if problematically, called sativa.