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What's your favourite joke? (lazysoci.al)
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[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called The Islands

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience

[–] madkins@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After 3 days of excruciating pain, the rattlesnake died.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 4 points 2 weeks ago

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his bedroom. It's not dead, it's just too scared to move

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Good one, never heard that one before :)