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Anon gets a call from his past (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's possible she got knocked up from a spring break fling and never knew who the father was. Years later, she could have submitted her kids DNA to 23 and Me and got a match.

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

all sorts of things are possible… i feel like i would remember a fling, but i have been fully blacked out before… i always had friends there to tell me stories of how dumb i was, so i probably didn’t father any kids i don’t know about….
but if some kid showed up out of the blue id be skeptical, hire a private detective and get extra third party testing…
well i would if i had enough money to be worth suing over….