Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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phrasing (i.imgur.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by TehBamski@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 117 points 2 weeks ago (18 children)

Moreover, I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit within you; and I will remove the heart of stone from your flesh and give you a heart of flesh.

The Bible says the exact opposite, saying you shouldn’t be a hard person, but God will turn you into a soft one. Religious people are so stupid sometimes.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Unless you're Job. Fuck that guy and his herd animals and wives.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Don’t forget all his dead kids

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Ugh. You people are so whiny. He got new kids, he's fine. You can barely tell the difference.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

God is such a prankster XD

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