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Up for sale is a flying carpet project. Currently doesn't fly for me, but I feel that I just wasn't believing enough in myself.

Original seller demonstrated the carpets impressive flying abilities, so I know it works. I may have eaten a few mushrooms prior to their demo, but they assured me it had nothing to do with it.

So far, the only thing it's done for me is break a few bones (and my spirit). Up to new buyer to get it working again.

I lost the original instructions, sorry.

Price is $4,000

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[–] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

If you buy it and don't want to bring it back to its former flying glory, that's fine by me. It does look pretty sexy though.

I may have picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.