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I know they're lying about his cognitive tests (europe.pub)

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[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 32 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

Stage 1 is a small tumor that hasn't spread, where Stage 4 has spread to the blood and is basically everywhere. Stage 9 would be crazy. It would not only be spreading to other people (guessing that would be stage 6 or 7), but it would spread to inanimate objects. Poor fuckers would be giving their Honda Civic cancer there towards the end.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Stage 9: the cancer has become sentient.

[–] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Stage 9: The cancer takes your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

Also wields a sawed-off that fires more cancer.

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