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UM EXCUSE THE FUCK ME (lemmy.world)

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[–] Noobnarski@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (16 children)

Bruh, as a guy who hasn't had sex yet, if you feel like you really need to have sex, what is so wrong about just paying a prostitute to do it with?

I've thought about it before, it's also legal here so yeah. But I've realised that I'm not mainly looking for sex, I'm mainly looking for emotional connection.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Literally nothing wrong with it as far as I'm concerned. I mean... I lost my virginity at a bathhouse to 30+ men so I'm not exactly the foremost expert on how to best lose your virginity but I mean... Practice makes perfect right? Anxiety is a real thing. I get it.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

the world will never hear the farts you could have made.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh I can still rip ass, trust me. Kegels do a lot.

[–] locahosr443@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah but I think he was grieving the lost farts from your arse..

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