this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 91 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No anon, you became who you were meant to be in spite of your parents. You just be careful about it, ok?

Is what I would say if op was anon, but op isn't anon so obviously the whole thing is fake and gay (which I'd like to remind everyone is not a bad thing).

[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Why does it feel like youre saying "fake and gay" like you're trying to blend in, like some weird 4chan skinwalker?

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Because this is the greentext sub and that is what people do here.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah, we're literally not on 4chan. For good reason.

It's like a plantation. You enjoy the fruits of their labor, but hanging out there is not for most.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

The mountainous burden of irony is truly something to behold. It's like watching that strong dude from Baron Von Munchausen

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Dear Lord, it's the fake gaywalker!

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

(oh shit, they're on to me)

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Possible and bisexual