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[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 57 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

What the fuck is even that?

[–] Occhioverde@feddit.it 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (9 children)

You don't want to know.

If you really want to know

Microsoft Dynamics 365 is an integrated suite of enterprise resource planning (ERP) and customer relationship management (CRM) applications offered by Microsoft. -Wikipedia

[–] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The entire summary on Wikipedia is sales guy bullshit. It’s barely comprehensible.

allowing businesses to streamline their operations, improve customer engagement, and make data-driven decisions. The platform is highly customizable, enabling organizations to tailor it to their specific needs and industry requirements. Dynamics 365 is designed to help businesses unify their processes, gain insights into their operations, and foster better relationships with customers.

Bruh you dropped this: ^synergize^

[–] smee@poeng.link 3 points 2 weeks ago

I understand what they're saying but I still don't know what it means.

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