When I first saw that our employer and dear leader, President Xi Jinping of China, had found the post where we were engaged in vigorous debate over whether or not a group of anime girls were, "too sexy," I was a little bit worried he was going to reprimand us for getting sidetracked from our assigned mission of destroying the West.

Instead, he offered some really insightful and nuanced commentary on the matter that completely reframed how I saw the issue, and made me realize just how important that question is to the establishment of global communism.