Whenever we see video of these military parades in Russia, NK, etc, they are always really clean and controlled. HitlerPig wants a parade where the world watches with respect and reverence at his mighty power. What he's worried about is people seeing his massive parade, and not quaking in fear in response.

We should be doing anything and everything that discredits his big parade, and demonstrates to the world that we do not fear his foolish blustering. Massive protests along the parade route are called for. Making fun of him with chicken suits and rubber chickens would humiliate and infuriate him, but so would interrupting the parade, forcing it to stop. Make sure there isn't one foot of that parade, or one second of video footage that doesn't include protesters

Ruin his big beautiful birthday parade in every way possible, including chicken suits, inflatable HitlerPig babies, signs, live streams, sit-ins, blockages, etc.