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[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (12 children)

A friend of mine was applying for a job where they required "at least 5 years knowledge with Angular version X.Y.Z" (can't remember the exact version, but they asked for all three numbers).

He said "I've got 7 years of knowledge with version X-2 to X+2".

The HR person was like "But you don't have 5 years of knowledge with version X.Y.Z, so you don't fit for the job".

The real fun part was that version X.Y.Z had only been out for two years at that time.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Bogus job description because no-one was actually needed but the budget must be kept?
And HR/employement person didnt know (or did) better and thus decided lile that?

[–] bier@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What my company used to do, person A asks for higher hour rate. Manager can't get approval from his manager.

Person A quits, but is told you can always apply for the job again. Request for a new hire is made, people show up, also person A. In the end person A is hired for a better hour rate.

I do know a scrum coach that tried this only to be not hired because person B showed up and they liked him more.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

I wouldnt try that without a guaranteed fall&back job offer.
Nice try for person A though.

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