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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's split personality (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 87 points 3 weeks ago (56 children)

Uh, anon, vaginas aren't supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com -2 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Someone hasn't had a girlfriend

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 30 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Ok buddy, you're allowed to refer to yourself in first person here.

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Got ‘em!

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