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Bet that guy calls himself a Christian, so a member of a literal cult.
Can't be, he's probably allergic to the bible, since it's a book. If he open it he combusts into flames reborn a big dicked gay guy who's emissions are like that of a donkey (someone will probably get that reference)
Most of them don't read it....
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But they'll proudly shout that it's the "MOST FAMOUS AND MOST IMPORTANT AND MOST READ BOOK IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He probably thinks it isn't gay if the guy is named Jesus though.