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[โ€“] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 99 points 2 weeks ago (21 children)

I was literally in tears while reading this holy shit. It makes me think of the sugar free gummy bear story ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] cornshark@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)
[โ€“] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Apparently some artificial sweeteners can act as a laxative. So effectively, those gummy bears were strong laxatives, leading to anybody who eats one to have to spend a long time on the toilet.

[โ€“] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not one, but a full bag of them.

Not a full bag, just a few gummy bears. Maltitol is not to be trifled with

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