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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 76 points 4 weeks ago (18 children)

Good, now invent a keyword for variables you don't want to declare the type. And now that you have a mix of keywords and identifiers on the same place, you can never update your language again.

Also, make the function declarations not use a keyword too, so you get the full C-style madness of code that changes meaning depending on what libraries you import.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Good, now invent a keyword for variables you don't want to declare the type.

auto. Also in D, you only need const if you don't want to specify a type for a constant, the compiler automatically inferres it to you.

Function declarations can be easily decyphered from context, no problem.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe that's what the people developing spoken languages thought, while normalising conversations overdependent on context.

But hey, now we have another comedic tool in anime.

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