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xkcd #3109: Dehumidifier

Title text:

It's important for devices to have internet connectivity so the manufacturer can patch remote exploits.

Transcript:

[A store salesman, Hairy, is showing Cueball a dehumidifier, with a "SALE" label on it. Several other unidentified devices, possibly other dehumidifier models, are shown in the store as well.]

Salesman: This dehumidifier model features built-in WiFi for remote updates.
Cueball: Great! That will be really useful if they discover a new kind of water.

Source: https://xkcd.com/3109/

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[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (10 children)

Any appliance with IoT is a value-subtract.

They do it so in the future they can monetize you in perpetuity in some way

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 days ago (9 children)

I can see value in HVAC IoT. Away from home and there's a cold spell? Turn up the heating so your pipes don't freeze, but also run it higher when electricity is cheaper (if you have variable pricing).

I don't think I'd want my microwave, washing machine, or toilet to have IoT features though.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (4 children)

My toilet sings when I lift the lid or sit down. I kind of wish I could upload a new song after all these years

[–] tfowinder@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

American toilets get Singing toilets before bidets.

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