this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2025
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[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 57 points 4 days ago (21 children)

Is it a sign of getting old if I don't get half the idioms he is using?

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 87 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He's just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 81 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oookay, I think at this point I can feel the aneurysm building up in my brain...

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago
[–] frosch@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 days ago

shameless plug for ~~askluigi~~ !askouija@lemmy.world

[–] LemUrun@pawb.social -4 points 4 days ago

Reddit be like

[–] Zdvarko@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago
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