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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 57 points 6 days ago (21 children)

Is it a sign of getting old if I don't get half the idioms he is using?

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 88 points 6 days ago (12 children)

He's just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 82 points 6 days ago (11 children)

*Gregnant.

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 45 points 6 days ago (1 children)

*pargnet

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago (4 children)

*pregangante

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 45 points 6 days ago (1 children)

*Preganté 🤌

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

*Starch Masks

[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oookay, I think at this point I can feel the aneurysm building up in my brain...

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Have you never seen the video?

https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

[–] frosch@sh.itjust.works 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)

*Luigi Board

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 6 days ago

shameless plug for ~~askluigi~~ !askouija@lemmy.world

[–] LemUrun@pawb.social -4 points 6 days ago

Reddit be like

[–] Zdvarko@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

*paraglided

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