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Anon describes experience (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BakedCatboy@lemmy.ml 50 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

I had an elementary school teacher who insisted that gravity came from the earth's rotation, and that if the earth stopped spinning there would be nothing holding us down.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did your teacher believe in the hollow Earth theory?

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

She clearly had no idea which way the vectors point on the outside of a spinning sphere

I wonder if she ever played on a roundabout, being spun fast enough that holding on is barely enough

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