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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has a false alarm (slrpnk.net)

submitted 4 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago

True. I never knew, before the day i saw that older lady walking funny in front of me. She was kinda in a hurry and entered the hall of the next building. When i passed by, she was bottoms up, ejecting that shit like a merry fountain and cursing like hell.

An unforgettable unexpected scene.

The other one, that i didn't see, was the guy in the mall toilet, asking a kid to go buy him some Bermudas, because he had an "accident". The kid told everyone around and when the guy came out, he had the whole floor clapping and cheering.