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I'd say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.
Which half of the barista do you get
Just the ass
I'm fine with that
Killin it
Well, that’s not exactly nothing, though it may not be the something you want.
Can confirm.
Well minus the ring. Can’t even imagine dusting that off again.
It really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it's "safe" to flirt with you.
I took mine off recently and there's this air of "Oh you're single, nevermind."
I need to start wearing this spare wedding ring I have out places then (I think it was my dad's lol).
Me: *Asks out the degenerate homewrecker who thinks she's flirting with a married man.*
Her: "But aren't you married?"
Me: "No why?"
Her: *Points to ring*
Me: "Oh this? I just think it's neat! Makes me feel like a Hobbit."
Ok so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor
You should wear two wedding rings, it'll double your number of flirts plus you'll seem open to polygamy.