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Meh, I'd light up with Bill.
If you could get through the light without him condescending to you about your lighting technique, your rolling technique, the lighter, and the weed... yeah, he might get stoned enough to shut the fuck up for a few minutes. That would be alright.
Then again, he got along okay with Trump instead of telling him to eat a bag of fascist dicks, so maybe not.
Well, if it's in his usual delivery, I'd probably just be laughing before lighting. People seem to forget he's a comedian. I like his humour.
Yeah, no. He's not even slightly funny, he's just a complete ass.