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[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago

Cause I was the gender they weren't into (repeat x30).

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Where are all the bi folk when you need 'em

[-] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 9 points 1 year ago
[-] cubedsteaks@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago

name checks out.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

That's so sweet, you named yourself after me!

[-] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 2 points 1 year ago
[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

So, uhhhh...

You forklift certified?

[-] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 5 points 1 year ago
[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Oh my God, get over here, you sexy hunk of whatever gender you are

[-] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 3 points 1 year ago

Well I...uh...um...I haven't thought this far ahead...

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Take all the time you need, I'll be right here, ready to smooch

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago
[-] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 3 points 1 year ago

Alright, everybody form an orderly line...

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

As orderly as the pallets you load? ๐Ÿฅฐ

[-] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 3 points 1 year ago
[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago
[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

While that's ideal, yes, I'd settle for more lesbians. ๐Ÿ˜„

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Two people with the same sexuality and preferences just understand each other the best, don't they

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lesbians only want to do the fun parts of sex. All killer no fill'er.

(My sincere apologies for that last sentence, it's both inaccurate and tasteless, but I couldn't help myself)

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Tasteless would be if I responded with the culinary properties of my gender fluid

this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
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