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Can you please activate your webcams?

Please choose a sticky note color to use for this meeting

Please take one of these smiley stickers and tell the others how you feel now

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[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
  1. I will never again act as scrum master if I can help it.

Is why I joke that there are no SCRUM masters. Anecdotally, most of those I've met who were great at SCRUM mastering noped out of it within a year. It's like physics abhors a great SCRUM master.

I'm currently assigning all of those responsibilities to the development manager and to the development team leads. That's at least working without causing me to lose people.

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