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The kids are alright.
(hexbear.net)
Link because I am not always a lib.
Cw: 
https://old.reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/16fw9br/911_is_hilarious_to_these_kids/
I won a lot of free popularity points by letting kids vent about the silly performative PATRIOT DAY bullshit going on around them and even muttered a glib "nevar forget" pronounced exactly that way, letting them know I was tired of that shit too in a plausibly deniable way (administration would lose their shit if I didn't seem "patriotic" enough otherwise).
To really win kids over, say "too soon" with a silly look on your face when they dunk on PATRIOT DAY.
Absolutely based.
"But Mr. Principal, I did my patriotic duty and reminded them that it was too soon."
