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How about no (reddthat.com)

submitted 11 months ago by Passima@reddthat.com to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Coming to the office naked "WILL set you apart".

Punching your boss "WILL set you apart".

Overtly stealling office equipmemt "WILL set you apart".

Constantly bringing up the subject of your bowel movement "WILL [guess what...] set you apart".

I'd say the quality of this guy's advice is pretty well matched to the quality of the "argument" he provided to justify it.

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Hey that's not stealing, that's taking

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 11 months ago

It's called my yearly bonus and or raise.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

"During my induction they told me 'this is your computer', so naturally I took it home"

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