I'd like to see something like a corporate prison, where the company is put under government receivership for X number of years, with no distributions to shareholders. Board of Directors would be disolved, and all C levels fired.

That increased risk would ensure shareholders are more diligent at governing these companies.

I'll split the difference and be happy putting them in jail for a decade or two.

chop off their hands

Stomp on those greedy little fingers first