No. I get my.dopamine from watching folks like you flop around like a fish trying to find some water to breathe in, for absolutely the dumbest of reasons. The hills that people choose to die on constantly amuses the fuck out of me.

Humanity is depressing if you pay too much attention to shit. People like you are a convinient distraction from things that actually matter. Watching the lengths people will go to, in the name of supporting an argument which didn't matter to begin with, helps me establish a healthier scale for myself, in my own personal life.

This is way more honesty than I normally toss out here, so do with it as you will. FWIW also I'm not exactly young.