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What's your houses equivalent of a poop knife. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 10 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I don't mean what you use to chop down your feces, but an object that you realized only your family has and people would raise their eyebrows at. Best if said object has a sole purpose.

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[-] wintermute@feddit.de 37 points 10 months ago

back then, we all thought they were our normal breakfast spoons until we accidentally found photos of our roommates abusing them as sex toys

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 10 months ago

First i'm hearing of spoons that are specific to breakfast

[-] Risk@feddit.uk 14 points 10 months ago

I'm confused.

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago

Sorry, vanilla person here: how does one use a spoon as a sex toy?

[-] elouboub@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago

I'm more of a chocolate person and confused as well.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

Well wooden spoons can be used for spanking

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

I need a picture of those spoons

this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2023

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