submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by jeff@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

5 comments fedilink hide all child comments

Help help! He's measuring my velocity!

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] pixxel@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 year ago

Love it, gonna send it to our scrum master tomorrow… wait that’s me.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Do you go around measuring people's velocity?

[-] pixxel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

I don’t. The company refuses to pay for a radar.

this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2023

89 points (96.8% liked)

Programmer Humor

18890 readers

1138 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS