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Say it ain't so (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/gay@lemmy.world
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[-] yote_zip@pawb.social 51 points 11 months ago

This is what they mean when they say it's hard to be a straight white male. Who can keep track of all the tiny things that might cause you to turn gay?

[-] AlataOrange@lemmy.world 65 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Care about the environment? Gay!

Want people other than yourself to be able to have prosperity? Gay!

Act with empathy towards others? Gay!

Want to suck off a Femboy? Gay!

Truck too small? Gay!

Truck too big? Gay or compensating!

Where do we draw the line!!!!

[-] waigl@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

Care about the environment? Gay!

Want people other than yourself to be able to have prosperity? Gay!

Act with empathy towards others? Gay!

Want to suck off a Femboy? Gay!

Truck too small? Gay!

Truck too big? Gay or compensating!

One of those is not like the others...

[-] celeste@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago

yeah! there's no such thing as a truck that's too big!

[-] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

vroom vroooom!!!

runs over nice garden

[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

You are correct. One of them has "or compensating" as an option.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

Yeah, they could be gay and compensating!

[-] griD@feddit.de 8 points 11 months ago

Wiping your ass after a No.2? Believe it or not, gay.

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Using a bidet to clean up after a no. 2 - super gay

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Truck too big? Gay or compensating!

I was with you until this part. The bigger the truck, the more heterosexual you are. Especially if the truck is super loud. Anything smaller than a Silverado and you'd probably consider having your ass penetrated.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 11 months ago

Ah yes, the rampant faggotry of social responsibility

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