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Popular porn sites now display unproven health warnings thanks to Texas law
(www.theverge.com)
This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.
Masturbation makes hair grow on the palms of your hands - it's science people.
You'll go blind
Maybe you should not point it towards your eyes
Don't kink shame me.
Dad I'm over here
I heard something along the lines of your hand becoming pregnant in the afterlife. I think he was some Middle Eastern Muslim (don't recall if the Muslim part is true), so it's basically fact.
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I had to re-read because a Middle-Earther Muslim doesn't seem very common