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Merge then review (programming.dev)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] TheFerrango@lemmy.basedcount.com 19 points 9 months ago

Call it “container orchestration” and charge an extra 20% to the customer

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

As one of our most important customers, we've greenlit you for our cutting edge early access. Most people need to wait weeks for the features you get today!

[-] TheFerrango@lemmy.basedcount.com 3 points 9 months ago

We’ve been doing that the wrong way, offering a discount if they were willing to try the early features.

This is the big money reasoning that I should suggest to the bosses.

this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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