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Merge then review (programming.dev)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] VantaBrandon@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago

I just commit directly to master with auto-deploy like a real cowboy, yee-haw!

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Why review at all when the users will do this for you? Merge, deploy and move on. If it's broken they'll tell you.

I'm definitely going to start doing this at work. We don't want our embedded firmware for medical devices to get stale.

[-] VantaBrandon@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Right? Who needs a QA team when you can use real live customers for testing

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

It's the Microsoft way.

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