whats your most self-incriminating story? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 11 months ago by Vode_An@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Preferably with your primary address so we know where to send the van.

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[-] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yes, this is asklemmy. I’m a fed and I’m asking you for help doing my job. Here. On lemmy. The last five infiltration attempts resulted in the agents getting frustrated and leaving. The arguments surrounding ordering dominos prevented anyone having time to get entrapped.

It’s the holidays, go to jail for me.

this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2023

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