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Krispy Kreme delivery van full of 10,000 doughnuts stolen
(7news.com.au)
Obviously this is for Newcastle, Australia, since it is part of Aussie Zone. We also welcome input from adjoining Lake Macquarie. Keep it clean and don't be mean.
For Newcastle Upon Tyne: https://lemmy.world/c/newcastleupontyne
those things lose all their value within 24h
Police were able to recover only 9,000 of the donuts
They made plans to return the 8000 recovered donuts to the rightful owner.
This just in: all 7000 donuts have been returned safely
The receiving paperwork confirms the delivery of the 6,000 donuts.
The appropriate authorities have call it a night with 5000 donuts back on the shelves
A police officer has been placed in the area to keep an eye on the 4000 donuts
Did you know that cops only return 40% of the stolen donuts that they recover? It's true! Google 40% cops
It's actually only 34%. Google police rule 34