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Anon searches for normal politics (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] Nelots@lemm.ee 20 points 9 months ago

Jesus wants us to make America white again

I love this. It's so dumb in so many different ways, but I can easily see people unironically saying it.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

Reminds me of

Of course the Bible was written in English. How else would Jesus, the greatest American ever, write it?

[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I mean, he would believe it if he was a Mormon, the most American Religion.

[-] rckclmbr@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

This is (was) literally Mormonism.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon_teachings_on_skin_color

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