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Anon works at dominos
(sh.itjust.works)
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I used to live literally 3 or 4 blocks from a domino's, and would always tip at least 20% for delivery (probably usually more, cause I'm tipping at least $5 on $20). Could I physically walk there?... yes. Was it worth it to not walk... also yes.
But I guess most of the appeal of delivered pizza for me is, "I utterly don't give a shit about anything. Please feed me with almost zero of my input, or I'll actually just go to bed so that I'm not hungry anymore"
Delivery is the definition of, "how much would I pay to not go get food AND not cook right now, but still be able to stuff my face". A fiver for a hand-delivered pizza, doesn't seem that off the mark from what I'm indulging in