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Anon is Icelandic (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

I have see all if these except a praying mantis. What happens then? Enlightenment?

[-] Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago

Nonono you have to gather them, then you can begin the ritual.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Oh OK. Where can I find a praying mantis?

[-] Brocken40@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago

Dude, it's fucking hard to find a praying mantis these days, all the ones I seem to find are atheist or non practicing, fuckin godless heathens.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

We must purify the bloodline to complete the ritual.

[-] decisivelyhoodnoises@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

In a mantis church obviously

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I thought they were atheists?

[-] decisivelyhoodnoises@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Only the ones who doesn't pray

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