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[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 104 points 6 months ago

I always love these bits about humans being garbage animals that just walks our prey to death like a bunch of assholes.

[-] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 83 points 6 months ago

Here's another one: humans are some of the only animals (even among primates) that can throw things, not just toss things around.

In other words, humans are cowardly pokers who aren't even willing to take on DPS enemies with honor

[-] WetBeardHairs@lemmy.ml 30 points 6 months ago

We should even the scales by teaching squirrels how to use guns.

[-] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

I think the developers of Palworld are one step ahead of you

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