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An idea to add some realism to your game (startrek.website)
submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
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[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Quests:

  • You have scurvy. Find a citrus. (Spoiler, there are no citrus on the whole map.)

  • Watch these sheep for 12 hours. And again tomorrow. And the next day. And the next. Until you die.

  • A minstrel is in town. Watch for a minute on your way to watch your sheep.

  • Your wife has died of the plague. Bury her, then go watch your sheep.

  • Don’t shag your sheep. (Difficulty: impossible)

  • You have the plague. Lie down in bed until you die.

[-] summerof69@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

You have the plague. Lie down in bed until you die.

Damn. Who is going to watch these sheep?

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