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Time to bring that back (lemmy.world)
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[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago

Moses originally had 3 tablets with the divine Commandments, but broke one in anger. A disciple would later recover a fragment, containing the start of the 13th Commandment: XIII THOU SHALT LIGMA...

[-] mossy_@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Ligma?

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

It's similar to updog

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago

But what's updog?

...I had to fight with autocorrect for like 3 minutes for this post

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago

Nothing much you?

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Thou shalt ligma what?

[-] yumpsuit@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

It’s so sad that Steve Jobs died of divine retribution

[-] devilish@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

[-] kromem@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There really is a story about him breaking the old laws in anger at the worship of a golden calf and bringing new laws.

Such a coincidence that story happened to parallel the alleged reforms of Josiah who got rid of the golden calf worship in Bethel and Dan while instituting new laws he 'discovered' excavating the temple.

God (or at least his editors) truly do work in mysterious ways

this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2024
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