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doorbells have rules
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Why do they have a doorbell?
Sometimes houses come with them, and threatening murder is easier than properly removing an electrical fixture.
Well... He has a gun and he thinks that its part of a solution. He's not wrong, he could just shoot the door bell instead of a random visitor and no-one would ring his door bell anymore.
Yeah, but imagine their reaction to a door knock.
Or maybe they'd panic so much they'd shoot themself for fear of what could come next from the big loud boogie man out front.
What about their reaction, when an acorn falls on the floor in front of their door? 🐿️
I can live with that.
"Sir, you are punching the main gangway into my abode! Hands in the air!"
So they know who to shoot!