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Sources say the decision was made by how long interns spent in each editor. In fact, it appears the vim users simply never exited once they opened the program, presumably because they found it so productive.

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[-] theluddite@lemmy.ml 65 points 10 months ago

We need to set aside our petty differences and fight the true enemy: bloated IDEs.

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] notabot@lemm.ee 31 points 10 months ago

Bah, a magnetised needle and a steady hand is the one true way to edit code on your prod system.

[-] ThePinkUnicorn@lemdro.id 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Excuse me, but real programmers use butterflies.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 8 points 10 months ago

Hah, still relying on butterflies? Real programmers simply use the starting conditions of the universe to understand where their program will spontaneously compile

[-] nephs@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 10 months ago

I used to have my local environment synced to prod. Saving meant deployed.

Everything was feature flagged by default, we never broke production in years. That was early 2010s.

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 0 points 10 months ago

That’s non standard though.

[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 months ago

You shouldn't let your Visual ideas be Eclipsed, by something Sublime...

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Such an IntelliJent comment.

[-] funnystuff97@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

return to your roots: use notepad

[-] iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 10 months ago

Emacs was the first bloated IDE!

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