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[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

My dad has a lot from growing up in a small farming community in Kansas:

“Shakin like a dog shittin prune seeds.”

“I gotta piss like a race horse.”

“So dumb you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.”

[-] Baahb@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

"Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades" is the opening of an alkaline trio song. They're out of Chicago, so I don't think this is local to small town Kansas. Also I'm from Texas and piss like a racehorse was fairly common.

[-] ImInPhx 4 points 8 months ago

Was going to say the same! Although I like Hot Water Music’s cover Radio a bit more than the original.

https://youtu.be/VoiriTImRt0

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